It's really not that difficult.

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 06/10/2015 at 14:15 • Filed to: asshats

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I’m out driving the Ferrari through a plaza, and some jackhole in a 1 gen Charger on 24’s (yes, you can stereotype), blows out of a parking lot past the stop sign, and almost barrels into me. I had to swerve, jack on the brakes, and of course, lay on the horn.

To further the stereotype and his ignorance, at the next stop sign he pulls up next to me:

“The fuck is your problem man!?”

Me, being the sarcastic asshole I am; “Me, oh nothing, other than the fact that you’re too dumb to figure out how to stop and almost plowed into my fucking Ferrari you dip shit”

He went to go get out of his car.

I drove away.

Really bro, you wanna be pissed at me because you ran a stop sign an almost crashed into a car that’s worth twice your annual salary (probably way more than twice but I wont be overly judgmental).

I mean really though, is risking an accident, with anything, be it a just under 6 figure Ferrari or a just under 6 dollar 1988 Camry, worth the 2 seconds you saved by not stopping???

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:21

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This is why you carry a Beretta with you.

Alfalfa Romeo > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:22

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Ugh, that is the worst. People who think you’re the rude one when they were clearly in the wrong drive me crazy.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:22

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Who knows, he might have tried to stop but the wheels added too much unsprung weight and he just kept on going.

Seriously though, the amount of dumb shit I see on a day to day basis boggles my mind. You know, maybe we should have a mandatory retesting of all drivers, at random. Like just one day you're driving down the road and an instructor just shows up in your car to grade you. Probably half the people on the road would fail.

CAR_IS_MI > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 06/10/2015 at 14:24

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1. Would it be like the state farm commercial where the instructor literally just appears, because that would be the best!

2. Half????

HALF?!?!?!?!

You would be lucky if 5% passed. LUCKY.

BigBlock440 > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:25

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and some jackhole in a 1 gen Charger on 24’s

A full sized hot wheels car?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 06/10/2015 at 14:26

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Also italian, hey it matches!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 06/10/2015 at 14:26

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That might be a bit hard to fit in my pocket.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:27

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That would be pretty cool if it was like the State Farm commercial.

Yeah, I was being rather generous with half. It would make the roads a whole lot less congested though.

spanfucker retire bitch > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:27

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People who get mad you even though they’re the ones who royally fucked up really grind my gears. One of the most frustrating things to have to deal with.

CAR_IS_MI > BigBlock440 06/10/2015 at 14:27

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Sorry, I probably should have realized that 1st gen of the new “Charger” Is not quite the same. Anger has propelled me to fail to realize that;

=/= 1st gen

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:35

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You, my friend, need a dashcam.

OPPOsaurus WRX > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:35

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i was traveling in the right lane with a guy in the left lane slightly ahead of me. He has his lef tdirectional on and suddenely takes a right, right infront of me, into a parking lot. I honked, and he stopped and got out. For a moment I wished I was 7’ 300 lbs and could stuff the guy up his tailpipe. I drove away.

CAR_IS_MI > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/10/2015 at 14:36

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*dashcam(s)

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2015 at 14:37

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That’s not the Nano version.

This is the Nano version.

BigBlock440 > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:41

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I know what you meant. It’s really hard to find a picture of a 1st gen Charger on 20+ wheels, which I guess is a good thing.

Funktheduck > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:41

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I was chased by a woman after she ran a red light while looking at me almost causing a crash. I swerved and honked the horn. She floored it and almost rear ended me as she screamed out her window at me.

I think she was trying to get rear ended on purpose. That's the only explanation I have other than she was crazy. She watched my car and waited until I was at the intersection to pull out. There was no one ahead of me or in the other lane.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 06/10/2015 at 14:42

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blacktruck18 > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 14:43

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This is why I could never own an expensive car. I would have let him hit me just to see him shit kittens when he realized he just bashed into a car that costs more than a house.

Then, I would have shit kittens when I realized the depreciation hit I would take when I sell it.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/10/2015 at 14:44

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Still not Italian enough. :)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 06/10/2015 at 14:53

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also, how would this have helped?

(had to)

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 06/10/2015 at 15:24

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Was already asked and answered. Not Italian enough and not the Nano version.

Someone then posted a Hot Wheels, which is larger than a Micro Machine. And definately larger than the Nano.

BKRM3 > CAR_IS_MI 06/10/2015 at 15:26

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Calling someone a “dip shit” face to face has got to be one of the most satisfying things a person can do. At least you got that little bit of win out of this situation.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 06/10/2015 at 15:27

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hahaha

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > blacktruck18 06/10/2015 at 18:30

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Nah, people like that make me wish I had one. They hit it and they aren’t insured, see ya in court. They might be broke, but having their wages garnished will teach them a thing or two.